have you ever been to the beach, bruh? you ever lather up with some strong a** spf, splay out, and let your flesh slowly roast until it’s a nice golden brown? how ‘bout take a dip in the thick, thick salty brine flooded with bodily fluids and the excrement of sea beasts? well, open your eyes, close your ears, get to reading, and allow us to take you to the beach.